11th June 2011
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misfit thinks that his
penis sunk the titanic
my boobs were the bergs
Submitted by: poeticallyundead
Tagged: haikupoetrysubmissionssubmission
3rd June 2011
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My penis is like
A tsunami, a liquid
Blast of awesomenesss
Tagged: penis haiku
16th May 2011
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My penis is classed
As a W-M-D, Weapon
Of mass destruction
Tagged: PoetryHaiku
16th May 2011
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My penis is like
The Hulk, smashing through walls and
Girls at the same time
Tagged: Haikupoetry
16th May 2011
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My penis is like
He-man, he has the power
He can use it too
Tagged: PoetryHaiku
16th May 2011
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My penis is like
Achilles minus the heel
Just invincible
Tagged: haikupoetrysubmission
14th May 2011
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It’s not captain dick
its more like super epic
crazy crime stopper dick
14th May 2011
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misfits penis and
patrick’s beard should join forces
to fight crime n’ evil
14th May 2011
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My dick is the cure
for cancer and aids, hiv
and the great famine
14th May 2011
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My penis is great
like that one wall in china
my dick’s scale model
